DO buy your tickets in bulk. If you’ll be in Paris for a few days, get a pack of 10 metro tickets, or to be more ecologically friendly, the Navigo Easy. This card can be bought at the ticket counter for 2€ and can be loaded with the same packs of metro tickets that you can buy in paper form.
There are now a few different kinds of temporary or visitor Navigo (the Paris metro pass) options- you can read about them HERE.
DON’T stop right in front of turnstiles to dig out your ticket. Back up a few feet and let the rest of us with Navigo passes swipe through. It’ll speed up the whole process and save you a lot of dirty looks and people running into you.
DO plan your trajectory in advance so you’re not left standing on the quai staring at your metro map trying to figure out where you’re supposed to change lines.
DON’T stand there staring at signs and maps like a lost puppy- this needed to be said because it applies to the city in general. Not only does this make you a prime target for pickpockets, it’s also just annoying to have someone standing in the middle of the walkway.
DO accept that changing lines is probably going to be a giant hassle. Sometimes it’ll take twice as long to switch from one line to another as it does to do the inverse at the same station. Just follow the signs, be patient and try to appreciate the fact that all these stairs are a great butt workout.
DON’T run. Unless it’s the last metro of the night and/or you are literally on the platform and the train is right there and the “door closing” buzzer is sounding and you can actually make it if you sprint, just don’t run. There will be another train in a few minutes.
DO look up metro stop locations/lines before just getting on one. Chances are, a ten minute walk above ground will save you from having to change lines more than once and endure a pee-scented walk underground.
DON’T inhale too deeply. All the metro stations smell like urine. It’s not pleasant. (Unless you’re at Opéra in which case do inhale because there’s a cookie shop near the exit and it makes everything smell like chocolate chip cookies. Heaven.)
DO wear your headphones and look disinterested. Everyone in Paris is in their own little world anyways, so might as well at least try to look the part (while keeping an eye on your stuff, of course).
DON’T throw away your used metro tickets. You don’t want to risk a fine if the controllers are waiting to check tickets right in front of the exit you want to take. Even if you misplace the exact one you just used, usually evidence that you have in fact paid for your metro rides is enough to get them to let you go. Fines can be up to 70€ though, and you’ll have to pay more if you don’t have the money on the spot, so just do yourself a favor and hang on to your metro ticket.
DO stay aware of where you are. Not all of the metros have automatic systems announcing each stop, so if you get distracted it’s easy to miss yours. If the car is crowded, make sure you’re standing and in position to push your way out with a lot of “Pardon, excusez-moi“s when you do get to your stop.
DON’T make eye contact with anyone asking for money if you don’t want to give it to them. Do it if you feel compelled, but if you feel uncomfortable, don’t make eye contact; they’ll move on to the next person. And don’t be fooled by the people with adorable animals- many times they have the pets not just for company but because it’s considered animal cruelty if the police or metro workers kick them out onto the street.
DO appreciate how incredibly convenient this form of transportation is for getting around a big city. The metro may have its downsides, but hey, it’s cheaper than a taxi, warmer than a bike, and less scary than driving. Enjoy it for what it is.
Do you have any tips of how to navigate the Paris metro, or general tips for metro systems in big cities?